You Know You're 40 When...

by Pamela Laurenne Laserna
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You may be getting a year older but you'll be laughing like a kid when you read You Know You're 40 When... by Ann Hodgman. This book helps the soon-to-be-quadragenarian get in touch with reality by giving funny and witty clues that they will soon be reaching the big 4-0 such as:

Comb-overs are starting to make a certain kind of sense.
A kid you once babysat for is now your lawyer.
At your checkups, the doctor has begun to ask if you're still sexually active.
Midnight seems awfully late.
You're more interested in websites that will calculate your Body Mass Index than in Internet porn.
You receive two phone calls in a single week from people who want to sell you life insurance.

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